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I'm living proof that don't make you a cowboy.

Lawyers don't have feelings.

I don't see no cow shit and your boots ain't pointy enough. Nice jorts though. I'd rock them bad boys.

Never heard of her.

Having sex with a fat girl while wearing a cowboy hat don't make no one a cowboy.

Your wife grills?

The grill is always the number 1 priority. It sustains life by cooking some good ass meat. Use a little of that extra insurance money and get you a badass one.

Get a charcoal grill or a wood smoker. Propane is for the gays.

Already on my second.

How the fuck are these coupons still out there? I did the math. Someone is counterfitting them and my arms are sore.

I'll spank your ass if you keep talking like that.

You deserve that richy

Old Federal. Friday and Saturday. Next. Not this.

Vodka is my friend. I'm gonna be on Lanier next weekend. I need to teach these city folk.

I used that for some coke. Your apartment smells like failure, burnt rubber, and shit. Had to coat my nose.

I already did but you were too drunk. I bought you a plan b pill.

We already knew you were gay. Flaunting it is not necessary. We get it.

Babies

Pretty spicy now. They ended stop and frisk years ago. I don't agree with stop and frisk but it fucking worked. I say give them all ma deuces and sort it out when the smoke clears.

I stayed in queens in 2009. I was on r&r. We got a room from some old Korean lady. Reasonable as fuck. Prolly 100 a night. My Yankees tickets not so much. Subway to the rest of the city was cheap and fast. I did try to drink queens until it ended. I was close. I count it as a win.