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5rd, time to walk the dog.

That's not correct... Williams' wife was having a affair with a college student, who she was teaching. Williams would cut the power off to his car, and coast at a very rapid speed, turning the car on at the last second to stop it in the driveway. His wife was giving head to the student in the...

My Mega Balls, would be worth $138 million. That's a lot of balls.

If I will the Mega Ball lottery, I'm buying this... because I'll be stupid rich.

"My mom said that I could only spend 5 dollars."

This is the way.

Frank the Tank is much less expensive than a stepdaughter... and a lot more fun to be around.

Aren't they Uber expensive?

Frank the Tank sleeps in the living room, on the couch or his chair.

Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

You don't need all the guns... you need all the ammo. That's what I've been working on.

You should buy some and wear them to work, on the day the building inspector comes out.

I love waking up to a fish tank spewing water all over the place. 1rd. I HATE fucking fish tanks.

It said buy my shit, and come over and get this glass table out of my house.

I just listed this...

You don't need it.

That's super cool. How did you make it?

Bruce Springsteen is a socialist Dick Farmer who gives rim jobs to every single Democrat in office.

2rd... I think I'm going to sell a bunch of stuff soon.