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  1. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I hate almonds too... anytime you buy mixed nuts, and it says "less than 50% peanuts" it's because it's 50% almonds. I love salted and roasted pecans. It's hard for me not to eat the whole can of them in one sitting.
  2. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    If you want them, come and get them.
  3. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    This is the beer...
  4. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Did she taste your nuts?
  5. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    My wife accidentally bought a 6 pack of sour beers... you want those? You can drink them outside, and spit it out because all sour beers taste vile. I think I'd rather drink the salty coffee.
  6. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I hate it when it rains all damn day. I can't let the dogs out and they have to stay in the house all day. Of course, Frank doesn't mind going for a walk in the rain. Until the water gets into his ears.
  7. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Just trim your bushes, it'll make your saw look bigger... My dad joke, for father's day.
  8. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Not me... I have less chest hair, a inner bellybutton, and a super sexy happy trail.
  9. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Don't forget that I have a irresistible dad bod... and a sexy bald head.
  10. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    It's brand new, and I already tried to buy it off them.
  11. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Anyone work, or know someone who works for Budweiser or for a liquor shop, or convenience store? I want one of these signs for my garage! I'm willing to pay for it or trade some ammo.
  12. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    What county, and why do you not want to go back to that county?
  13. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    No, I walked the dog, let the other dogs out to the back yard, fed the annoying cat that insists on eating as soon as anyone gets up, walked Frank the Tank, and fed the all of the dogs. I'm going back to bed now.
  14. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    7rd... I was informed that my MIL will be bringing me something today for Father's Day. I really rather she didn't. I'm no one's father, so I see no reason to "celebrate" father's day. Maybe she'll bring beer. Beer would be nice.
  15. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Ask him if he has a M76 in 8mm Mauser.
  16. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    The XXX has a weird aftertaste to me. I'm still looking for the yellow SoBe "Citrus Energy" sugar bomb for you.
  17. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    5rd. Good morning. My rant for the day... Dear Vitamin Water only make the "Tropical Citrus" no one gives a shit about any of the other flavors. Rant over.
  18. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I think the dog wants something...
  19. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Make sure that you pawn the title 1st, before you take it to the junkyard derby.
  20. EugenFJR

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Charlie Sheen has AIDS... By the way.
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