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Are you smoking crack? What part of "I'm fat and out of shape" did you not comprehend? How the fuck am I going to get back into cycling without resting my fat ass on the "saddle" for at least a third of any given trip?

I know you're probably just poking fun at my fat ass, and I do deserve it, but, fuck you anyway (and your elitist cycling nomenclature)
How am supposed to know just how fat and out of shape you are? If seen some goofy gorillas manage proper cycling form. If you're sitting in your ass you probably aren't getting a good enough workout to make much difference.
 

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Jesus, get a room you two!

And 1050 is nothing to be proud of....unless you're a chick or missing a leg.
lol, I was only estimating at 1050, the college weight-room sled could only hold 900 lbs in plates, I had a buddy of mine ride the sled and I still got 2-3 reps out of it. :)
 

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And for the record: fucking douchebag roadies rank somewhere between stupid ISIS goat fuckers and getting crabs on the "shit I hate list"

Bastards just buzz all over the road yelling at cars to 'respect their right to the road' while they run fucking stop signs.
 

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lol, I was only estimating at 1050, the college weight-room sled could only hold 900 lbs in plates, I had a buddy of mine ride the sled and I still got 2-3 reps out of it. :)
No excuses needed. Not everyone is gonna be quadzilla.
 

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How am supposed to know just how fat and out of shape you are? If seen some goofy gorillas manage proper cycling form. If you're sitting in your ass you probably aren't getting a good enough workout to make much difference.
You're right, I'm obviously not conforming to acceptable standards, I'll just quit now so as not to receive further internet ridicule. Thanks for your insight.
 
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You're right, I'm obviously not conforming to acceptable standards, I'll just quit now so as not to receive further internet ridicule. Thanks for your insight.
Not acceptable standards, but form and technique that will actually help you accomplish your goal...not just get a sore ass.
 

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Not acceptable standards, b
Yeah, I get that, I'm not up to your standards .... I'm crushed. No seriously .... I really do value your opinion .... really ... I do. ;)
 

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Yeah, I get that, I'm not up to your standards .... I'm crushed. No seriously .... I really do value your opinion .... really ... I do. ;)
Sounds like your form wasn't up to your standards. Don't drag me into this...you were the one bitching.
 

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And for the record: fucking douchebag roadies rank somewhere between stupid ISIS goat fuckers and getting crabs on the "shit I hate list"

Bastards just buzz all over the road yelling at cars to 'respect their right to the road' while they run fucking stop signs.
I don't like that either, but not all of them run stop signs.

Also, stop signs are ridiculous. They should all be yield signs.
 

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I don't like that either, but not all of them run stop signs.

Also, stop signs are ridiculous. They should all be yield signs.
Come on over to the Lowcountry. If they're wearing spandex, they're running stop signs. The fuckers that wear bibs are the worst.....they'll weave from road to bike trail and back and get pissed when they almost hit you.
 
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Sounds like your form wasn't up to your standards. Don't drag me into this...you were the one bitching.
Wow, I'm impressed how you've tried to turn this back on me. :)

Serious question though: Are you this smug with your running buddies, or do you also act like a total dick to people you haven't met in person?
 

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Come on over to the Lowcountry. If they're wearing spandex, they're running stop signs. The fuckers that wear bibs are the worst.....they'll weave from road to bike trail and back and get pissed when they almost hit you.
The bibs are the best kit though. ;)
 

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Wow, I'm impressed how you've tried to turn this back on me. :)

Serious question though: Are you this smug with your running buddies, or do you also act like a total dick to people you haven't met in person?
Oh, I thought you were complaining about a sore ass and a gel "seat". Just trying to help you out, sorry I touched a nerve.
 

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The bibs are the best kit though. ;)
They're like the mother fuckers that are 40% BF running Crye JPCs and DBALs on their LWRCs while they shoot the 25y target at an indoor range, rapid fire.
 

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They're like the mother fuckers that are 40% BF running Crye JPCs and DBALs on their LWRCs while they shoot the 25y target at an indoor range, rapid fire.
Some are fucking rockets on a bike.
 

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Wow, I'm impressed how you've tried to turn this back on me. :)

Serious question though: Are you this smug with your running buddies, or do you also act like a total dick to people you haven't met in person?
I think it is some kind of complex or syndrome. You can only drink your moms milk for so long before it starts effecting brain cells @Laufen I didn't put sell's :boink:
 

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Anywho...15+ miles, respectable pace. Great day.