What type of drunk are you?

[Hoss]

University of Missouri "researchers" have determined that there are 4 types of drunks. They based it on people's behavior and demeanor after becoming intoxicated.

Which category do you fall in to?

Hemingway
These subjects reported experiencing the smallest decrease in organizational and intellectual skills and are "drinkers who tend not to undergo drastic character changes or experience harms" (meaning you probably won't have to worry about getting kicked out of a bar if you're a Hemingway).

Mary Poppins
This is the smallest group and is made up of the happy, sweet drunks.

Nutty Professor
This group is made up of the quiet, introverted type that suddenly become the life of the party when drunk.

Mr. Hyde
This group becomes "particularly less responsible, less intellectual, and more hostile when under the influence of alcohol.

 

[NWS]

Nutty Professor here.

 

[Balthaz]

Nutty Professor

 

[AirOpsMgr]

Wonder if they tested the effects of different types of alcohol, I know I have different reactions depending on the type.

 

[Blackrifler42]

I'm a little of Nutty Professor and Mr Hyde

 

[Laufen]

Bippity Boppity Boo.

 

[madHatter]

I am in a class all to myself.... Non drunk. It's one drink and cut off.


In my college days I would have been the hemmingway

 

[Hoss]

I'm a Hemmingway unless it's brown liquor, then I tend to get a bit hyde-ish.

 

[dial1911]

I'm going to have to take Hemingway with a touch of Poppins.

And where's the philosopher option? Sometimes I find myself unraveling the great dilemmas of society... like which is the best potato chip and salsa combination to go with light beer.

 

[erkinator 2]

cross between a Hemingway and a Mary Poppins, unlessss there tequila involved. then its none of the above. Is there a Darwin category?

 

[Glock 21]

Depending on the alcohol I would say Hemingway for beer and nutty professor with liquor. Mainly liquor turns me into a big but harmless flirt

 

[Evil 1]

Im glad I dont drink.

 

[sam]

Im glad I dont drink.

Same here. Since I'm so nice and sweet I'd probably be 1 raging ass mean violent bitch.

 

[Maharaja]

typically a Hemingway

occasionally , rarely a Mr. Hyde to a small degree

say or do something that my wife reminds me of for the next 3 years

 

[Woodstock]

I'm the same as I am sober.





A mean bastard

 

[Shemp]

Overall a Hemingway...with a tinge of Poppins.

Depending on the setting and the people Nutty Professor

 

[Dinky Dau]

I'll Tell you in a couple of hrs.

 

[dougiemac]

I'm Hemingway and Mary Poppins going at it.

 

[George P. Burdell]

i usually think I'm a Hemingway until my wife tells me I'm Mr Hyde

 

[Hayata]

I'm Hemingway and Mary Poppins going at it.

I'm a Hemingmary or Maryheming.

Let cha know in a bit.