So. Much. Fail.

[1776]

dont forget making sure they know that dui and suicide is bad......at least once a month

i do not miss those classes. fuck, i think i spent more time learning not to kill myself than i did putting hands on my equipment

Don't rape people. Raping people is bad and Top will get seriously pissed if you rape someone.

 

[EugenFJR]

Don't forget that they can't have too many tattoos....because tattoos decrease combat efficiency by causing an unsafe space for other soldiers.

I know a BB that's a full blown hipster. Stupid slicked down hair with over-emphasized part, skinny jeans and whiny ass emotional posts on Facebook.

BB??? Battle buddy? Please explain what you meant by BB...

 

[1776]

BB??? Battle buddy? Please explain what you meant by BB...

Butter bar.

 

[Thenut]

Don't rape people. Raping people is bad and Top will get seriously pissed if you rape someone.

ohhh gawd, i forgot about the dont rape people briefings on friday at 17:00 hours

 

[1776]

ohhh gawd, i forgot about the dont rape people briefings on friday at 17:00 hours

If someone says the word Sharp, I reflexively roll my eyes.

 

[Thenut]

If someone says the word Sharp, I reflexively roll my eyes.

ya, i love showing up at 0500 for a squad formation at 0515 only to have to wait for the platoon to form at 0550 and then wait for 30 minutes for the company commander to walk out at 0630 only to hear him/her drone on about how awesome we are and can be lol

so much for being good at time management

 

[1776]

ya, i love showing up at 0500 for a squad formation at 0515 only to have to wait for the platoon to form at 0550 and then wait for 30 minutes for the company commander to walk out at 0630 only to hear him/her drone on about how awesome we are and can be lol

so much for being good at time management

I truly cherish my ability to yell at people when they waste my time now.

 

[EugenFJR]

Don't rape people. Raping people is bad and Top will get seriously pissed if you rape someone.

Last year, some girl was raped by the generators at a annual training event I was at. And people wounder why I carry a 6 inch folding knife when I'm in uniform.

 

[Thenut]

I truly cherish my ability to yell at people when they waste my time now.

i would but my time is worthless

 

[Thenut]

Last year, some girl was raped by the generators at a annual training event I was at. And people wounder why I carry a 6 inch folding knife when I'm in uniform.

what? how.......how does that even happen? at AT? wtf?

id kill the son-uv-a-bitch with my bare hands if i got the chance

 

[EugenFJR]

what? how.......how does that even happen? at AT? wtf?

id kill the son-uv-a-bitch with my bare hands if i got the chance

Now that I work at a training command, I cant believe some of the shit that gos down. There is also a big increase in dude on dude sexual assault. And yea, I'd knife someone if I saw that shit going down.

 

[1776]

Last year, some girl was raped by the generators at a annual training event I was at. And people wounder why I carry a 6 inch folding knife when I'm in uniform.

Way back in the day, at BCT, some whiney asshole decided he wanted to go home and the best way to get kicked out would be trying to butt rape another dude in the shower. He got his discharge....after a couple days in the hospital and 90 confined.

 

[Thenut]

Now that I work at a training command, I cant believe some of the shit that gos down. There is also a big increase in dude on dude sexual assault. And yea, I'd knife someone if I saw that shit going down.

that is so fucked

i have heard of that, but never knew about any of it personally nor saw anything of it

i think the worst thing we encountered was a few fist fights and one of the females being a notorious whore (i wouldnt have touched her with a pole)

 

[Thenut]

Way back in the day, at BCT, some whiney asshole decided he wanted to go home and the best way to get kicked out would be trying to butt rape another dude in the shower. He got his discharge....after a couple days in the hospital and 90 confined.

wtf

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

ya im done with this discussion lol