Public toilets?

[sam]

This thread should be renamed the OCD thread and we need a psychologist in here. You bitches are all crazy. Yes, I know. Pot meet kettle.

love ur honesty
most wont admit they are crazy

 

[sam]

and OCD is not a bad thing
im very OCD about cleaning
there are worse things in life to be

 

[Shemp]

love ur honesty
most wont admit they are crazy

The insane aren't aware of their insanity

 

[karlvv]

The insane aren't aware of their insanity

I guess I'm only partially insane cause I know I'm a crazy asshole.

 

[sam]

I guess I'm only partially insane cause I know I'm a crazy asshole.

ur a nice insane asshole
ur ok by me!
stamp of SAM approval

 

[sam]

The insane aren't aware of their insanity

I think on a certain level insane people are well aware that they are not the "normal"

 

[sam]

 

[Strider12]

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Judging by the grammar I think I get emails from him about a Nigerian bank account.

 

[sam]

Judging by the grammar I think I get emails from him about a Nigerian bank account.

That's so 10 years ago on ebay

 

[Shemp]

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That is a new level of stupidity that I struggle to comprehend.

 

[sam]

That is a new level of stupidity that I struggle to comprehend.

It was a joke. Not meant to take seriously. Geez. Go smack ur head against a brick wall a couple times then u will possibly have a sense of humor! J/K

 

[karlvv]

That is a new level of stupidity that I struggle to comprehend.

That's easy. I don't comprehend stupidity because I'm a fucking genius. At least that's what I tell myself.

 

[karlvv]

It was a joke. Not meant to take seriously. Geez. Go smack ur head against a brick wall a couple times then u will possibly have a sense of humor! J/K

You forgot to take your bitch pills this morning.

 

[Sublimebeer]

I've got nasty bathrooms beat. I hate taking a shit in public. That said I went into a hotel lobby bathroom about 2 years ago. There was about six stalls total. I picked the one in the middle. I'm sitting there looking at Twitter when I hear a light slapping noise coming from a few stalls over.

I thought to myself "man, I thought no one was in here". Then I heard a orgasmic moan coming from speakers. Sure as shit a guy was watching porn and beating the meat. I pulled my pants up and ran. I didn't have time to wash my hands, but I did go back to my hotel room and wash my hands there.

The experience was traumatic to say the least.

 

[Evil 1]

Judging by the grammar I think I get emails from him about a Nigerian bank account.

I shit you not thats who it sounded like on the phone.Sounded like a mumbling african goat fucker fosho

 

[Shemp]

It was a joke. Not meant to take seriously. Geez. Go smack ur head against a brick wall a couple times then u will possibly have a sense of humor! J/K

That wasn't directed at you...rather Roaring_Womyn

 

[karlvv]

I've got nasty bathrooms beat. I hate taking a shit in public. That said I went into a hotel lobby bathroom about 2 years ago. There was about six stalls total. I picked the one in the middle. I'm sitting there looking at Twitter when I hear a light slapping noise coming from a few stalls over.

I thought to myself "man, I thought no one was in here". Then I heard a orgasmic moan coming from speakers. Sure as shit a guy was watching porn and beating the meat. I pulled my pants up and ran. I didn't have time to wash my hands, but I did go back to my hotel room and wash them their.

The experience was traumatic to say the least.

You should join the Army. We call a day like that Thursday. After shitting in some of the places I have, you can do it comfortably almost anywhere.

 

[sam]

You forgot to take your bitch pills this morning.

I did take my birth control pill. No more pull and prAy

 

[sam]

That's easy. I don't comprehend stupidity because I'm a fucking genius. At least that's what I tell myself.

WhAt else do u tell urself?

 

[Strider12]

I've got nasty bathrooms beat. I hate taking a shit in public. That said I went into a hotel lobby bathroom about 2 years ago. There was about six stalls total. I picked the one in the middle. I'm sitting there looking at Twitter when I hear a light slapping noise coming from a few stalls over.

I thought to myself "man, I thought no one was in here". Then I heard a orgasmic moan coming from speakers. Sure as shit a guy was watching porn and beating the meat. I pulled my pants up and ran. I didn't have time to wash my hands, but I did go back to my hotel room and wash my hands there.

The experience was traumatic to say the least.

That was you that ran out?