Howard Law

What do you do

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  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

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Shemp

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The office building I work in had two glass doors leading in to the main lobby. Said doors have an ADA open button about 3 feet from the doors at approximately wheel-chair sitting height which activates two electric moors on the doors to open them for those that are not able to walk freely. Every single day I see people, usually in their late 30 through to about their 50s, in good health, walk up to the doors and take about 3 steps out of a normal path to the doors to push the button and have the doors open. As if this wasn't bad enough today I saw someone wait for the doors to close from a previous opening and push the button AGAIN to enter; they stood there for the better part of 30-40 seconds.

What the fucking fuck people. Open the fucking doors like a normal person. Are you that fucking lazy? Or do you just have some insane sense of entitlement and think you are above opening your own door?

God damnit I hate people sometimes. If they are that lazy with sch a simple thing then I have a feeling they are what is wrong with this country.

End of fucking rant.
 

Shemp

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and this pisses you off this much why?

Abject laziness always pisses me off. Something like this speaks to the deeper worthlessness of the individual.
 

AirOpsMgr

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The office building I work in had two glass doors leading in to the main lobby. Said doors have an ADA open button about 3 feet from the doors at approximately wheel-chair sitting height which activates two electric moors on the doors to open them for those that are not able to walk freely. Every single day I see people, usually in their late 30 through to about their 50s, in good health, walk up to the doors and take about 3 steps out of a normal path to the doors to push the button and have the doors open. As if this wasn't bad enough today I saw someone wait for the doors to close from a previous opening and push the button AGAIN to enter; they stood there for the better part of 30-40 seconds.

What the fucking fuck people. Open the fucking doors like a normal person. Are you that fucking lazy? Or do you just have some insane sense of entitlement and think you are above opening your own door?

God damnit I hate people sometimes. If they are that lazy with sch a simple thing then I have a feeling they are what is wrong with this country.

End of fucking rant.

Were you aware that an atheist invented that button?
 
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Abject laziness always pisses me off. Something like this speaks to the deeper worthlessness of the individual.


Actually 100 times out of 100 if I can bump a button with my hip or elbow and open a door rather than grab the handle that has been touched by 500 people today with my hand, I'm going to bump that button.

Nothing lazy about it. People are fucking nasty.
 

Gmp357

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Are you sure it only the people between 40 and 50, because in my view of the world as of late it's the people under that age group that are the laziest.
 
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Actually 100 times out of 100 if I can bump a button with my hip or elbow and open a door rather than grab the handle that has been touched by 500 people today with my hand, I'm going to bump that button.

Nothing lazy about it. People are fucking nasty.
Fucking nasty it is. I hate when I'm doing a route and stop at a high end building, go to Piss and see muther fuckers walk out with out washing their hands. Oh and the people have on suits and tie.
 
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Shemp

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Actually 100 times out of 100 if I can bump a button with my hip or elbow and open a door rather than grab the handle that has been touched by 500 people today with my hand, I'm going to bump that button.

Nothing lazy about it. People are fucking nasty.

Ahh...I'm glad you said that. Problem is they are still using their hands and not an elbow or knee or what have you....which means either

A. They are idiots as touching a button that everyone else also touches with your hands is just as "unhygienic" as touching the door itself....not to mention there are hand sanitizer dispensers immediately inside the door way.

B. They are just lazy self righteous fuckheads.
 

Shemp

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Hey, ya know I saw this thread that Art posted.

Could someone call me and read it to me?
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Shemp

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Are you sure it only the people between 40 and 50, because in my view of the world as of late it's the people under that age group that are the laziest.

They'd be some rough 20 year olds if that were the case
 

sam

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Actually 100 times out of 100 if I can bump a button with my hip or elbow and open a door rather than grab the handle that has been touched by 500 people today with my hand, I'm going to bump that button.

Nothing lazy about it. People are fucking nasty.
So u flush with ur foot ? I do
 
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