Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Shemp

Boomerwaffen Fuddmander
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Prayers for us tonight homies. Pray for a healthy baby (boy) lol. Pray for no freaking COVID for mama or baby, safe delivery and a safe trip home. I feel like once I get it here under my roof I can protect it from all that shit better than they can. Thanks y’all!
I've sacrificed 3 lizards and 5 dino nuggies for a safe birthing
 

Peanut Butter

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Jupiter
Still can be! You’re young. But you’d likely have to go to the Police Academy and then work your way up to like Sergeant or something before they’d consider you. Not just you, most people. I had a childhood friend who went that route.
If I ever got considered to be Secret Service......I’ll pack my shit and go wherever they tell me. If that’s the moon I’m gonna fucking try to get there lmao