Youre always cranky. Buy my colt stock
I have zero patience for ppl who don't discipline their kids, and zero patience for kids who are undisciplined.
I got my picture taken with the rest of the family, my obligation is complete. Not my fault the unruly children wouldn't cooperate. MY child DID as he was supposed to.
Plus my father in law has been aggravating the hell out of me lately and I ain't in the mood for that shit either. Like last night...or any night for that matter that we all go out and eat.
Drink orders: I'll have a Zero Palmer.
What?
Zero Palmer.
I have no idea what that is.
How about just tell the fucking waitress you want a diet Coke with a little bit of lemonade in it so she can get our drinks and we can order our food????
Literally EVERY time we go out to eat. And yes I know what literally literally means.