Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

mark23

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Yes
I can't tell if you're complimenting me or complaining. When we get married, you're gonna get a hell of a handyman. Wait! IS that WHY you're chasing this tail so hard?






Oh God. This entire thread REALLY WAS A TRAP!

I'd like to have more manly skills like @DeanMoriarty. I often picture him covered in sawdust over his chiseled abs.
 

Fast306stang

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Except you break a damn tooth every time you do something. Fair trade off!

It started when I was in shape and played a lot of tennis and hit myself in the mouth with my racket while trying to make a desperate save...

And one time when I was nailing in some decking, I had a nail that didn't want to cooperate. So I went full throttle to get that bitch started, swung straight down and cracked that Estwing right into my kneecap. Once. Never happened again.

Reminds me when I was working on the C-130 and a guy was driving in a fitting with a deadblow hammer and having trouble getting it seated. Very metallic sound everytime he made contact. TING! TING! TING! TING! TING! TING! THUD! TING!!! I didn't think his thumb was ever gonna stop bleeding
 
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