Public toilets?
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I've filled many a travel shampoo bottle of urine 
I've filled many a travel shampoo bottle of urine
Drop it in a cup of hot water on the way and tape it to your thigh in the parking lot?
- Jul 1, 2015
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Probably gonna send the sample off to be tested. They batch test here. So if someone hits, everybody gets tested again. It's supposed to be random, but when you get tested 7 or 8 times in one year, you do the math...
One guy kept his on the defrost, then wedged it in his skivvies
I had to do a DOT random a couple of weeks ago. My advice, don't ask them how long LSD with a side of blow stays in your system, the collection facility chick was not amused
My 5 th time this year
- Jul 1, 2015
- 18,091
- 98,514
- 113
- Zip code
- 31028
Only the 1st one was random.
I may have told this before, but my buddy had to take a test. He comes by the house, I piss in a rubber, he passes, end of story.
About 4 years later we're at work and he starts telling me the whole deal. He went in to piss with only his shorts and a robe, with the rubber tucked in front. He can't get the knot undone. He bites the rubber as he's gripping it firmly....you got it - piss went in his mouth, on his face, all over. He put the remainder in the cup.
I laughed so hard watching him tell that...I wish there was video.
With how the election turned out . I could fail
roadsignmcclanahan
Riding this shit show straight to hell
In high school we had a foreign exchange student from South Korea, which was a big deal for us Appalachian hicks. We all got "Randomly" drug tested since we all played sports, he didn't know what to do so we told him he had to jerk off into the cup. He had that cup loaded up and set it down in front of the drug test dude, and the guy died laughing. "Dude I just needed you to pee in it..." The foreign exchange student told us later he knew exactly what he had to do, but wanted to make us all laugh. He did a damn fine job.
Don't ask. Don't tell.
Had a case where an employee was sent for suspicion of weed & alcohol and had another co-worker piss in a condom, had it in his underwear near his front pocket, the same pocket that he had one of those huge Vape mods with big batteries.
Apparently when he sat down in the waiting room the condom started leaking through to his pocket, the Vape Mod got wet, batteries shorted and caught fire & exploded, apparently he was still so drunk and high that he didn't notice it until it lit him on fire and started popping and blowing flames.
I was just gonna ask the same thing..
appalachian Hicks lol. “Them duke boys are at it again”
Nice airsoft gun
I got my 10/63 a few months ago for 700. My buddy got one a month ago for 700 as well. Off odt of course. That’s about max I think any one should pay