Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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What a fucking day. One of the guys with the restoration company who is fixing our house decided that it would be a good idea to take a 2x4 and poke on the tarp that was holding about 4-500 gallons of water(that we called them and told them about 10 days ago after we got all of that rain) to try to get it to drain off. He ripped a hole in the tarp and about 300 gallons came pouring into my house. We had all of the stuff that we didn't bring to the apartment in the finished basement(that wasn't affected by the initial damage) which is directly below where he busted the tarp. All of our shit was soaked. Had to go get a 20ft U-Haul and move all of it out of there into a 10'x15' storage unit ourselves.

Look at the perfect 2x4 hole in the tarp...

View attachment 107437

What a fucking moron!
 

dial1911

Waiting for the flash
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Jul 15, 2015
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So, I once jokingly told a kid at work "I'll give you twenty bucks if you let me stick this blade to your back" as it was smoking hot, and he said "fuck yeah ok"
This is a 2 week later pic, and I only had seventeen bucks in my pocket View attachment 107440

Well, you found somebody who let you brand their back... and you didn't even attempt to draw a dick.
 

DeanMoriarty

oW n ER
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Kalash Klub
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Jun 19, 2020
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Emerson GA
So, I once jokingly told a kid at work "I'll give you twenty bucks if you let me stick this blade to your back" as it was smoking hot, and he said "fuck yeah ok"
This is a 2 week later pic, and I only had seventeen bucks in my pocket View attachment 107440
I haven't talked to him in a couple years, I'm gonna message him and ask if you can still see the teeth
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
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