Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
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Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
And my wife wonders why I don't want to move to a small farm. The dogs are enough to take care of.
Well, you also have your own ‘farm list’:

Muck out the showers
Swab toilets and bathroom decks
Spread toilet paper and install throughout the house
Crib the dishes
Till the laundry, then bale it and stack it in the barn
Pick the vegetables from the Kroger garden
Herd the dogs to the North pasture in the morning, then back to the West pasture after lunch
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
113
Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
I need a dirt and sawdust... well, the marketing dept would say sawdust and soil.

Gotta blend the oak and pine sawdust just right or it might get funky.
Weeeeeeellll, I’d leave out the oak, it tends to have a really sour smell when it gets wet.