American Revival Apparel Company

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    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
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    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

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KERTWOOD

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@Jstegman1 in the shithole city of Titusville Florida, there is a restaurant called Dixie Crossroads. Do yourself a favor and order the butterflied rock shrimp and corn fritters there. Your tastebuds will thank you.
OK... I lived in a small section inside of Oviedo called the BlackHammock. Basically lived on Lake Jessup, one of the most populated lakes in the US for Gators. I cannot stand them dinosaurs.

Sanford, Winter Springs area.
 

Fast306stang

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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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Martins FTW with a Large Sausage Egg and Cheese Biscuit MMmmmmmm Good.
Or the Sausage Gravy Biscuit with and extra Sausage patty in the box.
Yeah, I used to stop at Martin’s on the way to Carrolton when I worked down there a couple years back.
Had to stop doing it because if I didn’t, I was going to have to buy a lot of new BDU pants!

Dropped a couple sizes since then.
Martin’s tastes good, but OMG is it bad for you!!!
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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Alright dudes, I found a rock IN a tree. Dug that bitch out and I’m already feeling haunted. What did I do?

This is clearly the work of an ancient witch

I’m calling it Squatch’s Kidney Stone

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When we bought our second house 15 years ago, there was a maple tree in the front yard that had a fork in the trunk about 5ft off the ground. Nearby was a large white stone, and I set it in the fork of the tree, and left it.
That tree has now grown so much it has completely covered the stone - which was about 3/4 football size - and I wonder if at some point some sorry mofo is gonna be cussing me for putting that rock there when he breaks a chainsaw on it...
I hope not.