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Tedkennedy

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Aren't those fun? I pretty much got myself banned from the very 1st one when I questioned how much it cost for their attorney to send out 400 violation letters a month to a subdivision of less than a 100 houses. I also questioned how they were helping the property values when more than 50% of the owners rented out their homes to less than stellar people.

Never been in an HOA, but I've lived in the same house for 23 years. I've seen folks move, die, and the house goes up for rent....not good. A few houses owned by Creek Nation.....not good.

If I ever move, it'll be so far away from people, or it'll be with an HOA that forbids rental.

This is a middle-class neighborhood, nothing big at all, mostly 3bdr/2ba homes. Nowadays there' so many cars parked in the street you'd think you were in the ghetto.
 

Shemp

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Never been in an HOA, but I've lived in the same house for 23 years. I've seen folks move, die, and the house goes up for rent....not good. A few houses owned by Creek Nation.....not good.

If I ever move, it'll be so far away from people, or it'll be with an HOA that forbids rental.

This is a middle-class neighborhood, nothing big at all, mostly 3bdr/2ba homes. Nowadays there' so many cars parked in the street you'd think you were in the ghetto.
Yeah I understand sometimes you have to rent, but for every family just trying to make it renting there are 8 others that trash everything. My neighbor rents, and it's a constant battle to keep his bullshit on his side of the fence
 

Tedkennedy

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Yeah I understand sometimes you have to rent, but for every family just trying to make it renting there are 8 others that trash everything. My neighbor rents, and it's a constant battle to keep his bullshit on his side of the fence

Wait til you get an Indian house in the neighborhood. The Creeks own them- 100K house, "needy" family gets it for 50 bucks a month, circus begins....
 

3x

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When I lived in California, everything was HOA run. Over $700/mo for.... I'm not exactly sure. Getting sued a lot, pissing away money on useless shit, and grossly overpaying for everything. Then you have HOA board members treating the neighborhood like their own little fiefdom. Fuck HOAs. I will never deal with that ever again.
 

Tedkennedy

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.
 

Fast306stang

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.

Any gift card/certificate for a salon, nails, hair, makeup, etc. Spa. Or whatever upscale place to get said items...Nordstroms, etc...
 

Knight

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.
When in doubt, gift cards and cash
 

KhyberPass

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.
Get her an FAL?
 

Jake

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.

You should get her a bunch of smoker accessories and a couple new guns.
 

CQB27

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Who the fuck would put a poly trunnion block on anything... unbelievable. Wait, I'd use a poly trunnion block on a airsoft rifle that's about it...
HK on the G36 did....crazy I know. Here's a pic I found on the webz this morning of a dissected G36 showing the Barrel extension/receiver lock up.........
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https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/04/03/the-g36-controversy-intensifies/

It appears as late as 2015 HK was still denying the G36 had any issues with accuracy when warmed up. So more than likely it's still a piece of crap rifle. I talked face to face with some GSG9 boys in 2001 about the G36 when I noticed they were carrying the M4. They were tight lipped about it, but did say the G36 didn't meet their requirements......I chuckled, because I knew exactly why.
 
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3x

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Got handed a problem last night. Wife (beautiful, smart, makes loads of money) tells me she wants to buy me a smoker for Christmas. I make sausage, smoke all kinds of meat, dang near industrial scale sometimes. I tell her I don't want her to spend that much on me because I can't reciprocate. She says I'm getting a new smoker, I better pick out the one I want or I'll be stuck with the one she picks, and she doesn't really know what I need.

So, I've pretty well decided to pick the one I really want ($$$) and bite the bullet to get her something really nice, problem is, I don't know what. Jewelry isn't her thing, she's really not a "material girl".

And yes, I know I got the best one on the planet.
Make a memory with her that'll last longer than the smoker.
 

CQB27

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By the way, I am far from a HK hater. I love the MP5 and think it's the finest sub-gun produced to date. Laser accurate and a stock trigger that pretty much sets the standard of stock triggers in the sub-gun world. I have never handled a 416...but hear they are Hella Good. But the G36 though........:confused2:
 

Shemp

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By the way, I am far from a HK hater. I love the MP5 and think it's the finest sub-gun produced to date. Laser accurate and a stock trigger that pretty much sets the standard of stock triggers in the sub-gun world. I have never handled a 416...but hear they are Hella Good. But the G36 though........:confused2:
I still want a G36...lucky for me I dont need one for combat. Maybe I'll get a G36C airsoft gun to take care of the damn birds on my front porch