Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

T_Max

Master of the Meat
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Apr 30, 2015
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Mine was done that way and I couldn't wear a belt or drive for a week cuz it felt like my guts was gonna pop out whenever I would try and sit up. I about couldn't step up into my truck and I rode home with the seat reclined back as far as it would go. I know most ppl say it's an easy surgery but mine wasn't. It sucked.
All surgery sux some more than others
 

Jstegman1

Clown Baby
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Kalash Klub
Oct 14, 2019
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Da moon
Mine was done that way and I couldn't wear a belt or drive for a week cuz it felt like my guts was gonna pop out whenever I would try and sit up. I about couldn't step up into my truck and I rode home with the seat reclined back as far as it would go. I know most ppl say it's an easy surgery but mine wasn't. It sucked.

Weird. Three little holes shouldn't do that. You sure you didn't get cut open the old school way?
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
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Weird. Three little holes shouldn't do that. You sure you didn't get cut open the old school way?

I think I got 4 holes? Might only be 3 but I'm about positive it's 4. 3 around the outside and one in the belly button. It was rough for a week. Dr. gave me 2 weeks off from work, I could have went back to work the 2nd week. No way I could have went back the 1st week.

When I woke up, it was like being in a morgue. Dark, cold, I had no idea where I was...I looked around and it looked like dead ppl on gurneys everywhere. I was trying to sit up and was mumbling under my breath, "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK" and I hear a little woman's voice to my left that I need to quit cussing. I ignored her, "FUUUUUUUUUUCK"....

"Sir, you're being belligerent..."

I turned in her direction and said, "Fuck You" and that's the last thing I remember being down there. Next thing I remember was being jolted awake when they used my bed to knock the double doors open to my room lol