Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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I'm just the opposite. Last surgery I had was in the early 90's but they kept giving me anesthesia & then getting pissed because I was groggy but not out & kept trying to get up off the table. :ballchain: The surgeon said something about the amount of gas it took to knock me out when he saw me in recovery. According to all reports, I got out of the bed in the recovery ward & said something along the lines of "You need better drugs. I'm a fucking pro" before staggering into the wall.

When I woke up from having gallbladder surgery, I was groggy, didn't know where I was and I was pissed bc I was cussing under my breath and trying to sit up and all I kept hearing was a woman's voice telling me I was being belligerent. I finally had enough and looked over toward the voice and said, "Fuuuuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuuuuu...."

Next thing I remember was the double doors crashing open when the staff was pushing my bed back into my room...

100% true story.
 

KhyberPass

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When I woke up from having gallbladder surgery, I was groggy, didn't know where I was and I was pissed bc I was cussing under my breath and trying to sit up and all I kept hearing was a woman's voice telling me I was being belligerent. I finally had enough and looked over toward the voice and said, "Fuuuuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuuuuu...."

Next thing I remember was the double doors crashing open when the staff was pushing my bed back into my room...

100% true story.
I watched a black bear weak up like that after surgery on discovery Zoo show. She wrecked shit