Public toilets?

[Fast306stang]

I have to go in front of a judge every 5 years and explain to him why I should have my GWL because of pussy ass motherfuckers who like to start shit and can't handle it when you finish it.

Ha so I'm not the only that has to do this. Judge told me go to the Sheriff's Office and have it adjudicated or some shit, whatever the hell that means. So I went down there and they can't even find it. The judge looks up your record under a different code that she has, so she's the only one who sees it.

 

[Fast306stang]

I moisturize too. I don't even use the For Men shit either. I use whatever my wife has. I smell like roses and chamomile while I'm blastin gats

Chamomile

 

[Peanut Butter]

I have way more than 2 Cocks!

That’s your name in my phone

 

[2Glocks]

Chamomile

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From the Google: Chamomile is an herb that comes from the daisy-like flowers of the Asteraceae plant family.

Shit smells tasty. And it's the last thing a robber will smell when he breaks in before he feels the X39

 

[Bigigloopt2]

Well fuck I like both of you, I guess I'm moisturized shit

 

[2Glocks]

That’s your name in my phone

They call me that ironically because it's actually only .5 cocks.

 

[Peanut Butter]

They call me that ironically because it's actually only .5 cocks.

1/10 cock

 

[2Glocks]

1/10 cock

1/10 of an inch? Correct, but rude.

 

[Shemp]

1/10 cock

 

[BangBang]

I have to go in front of a judge every 5 years and explain to him why I should have my GWL because of pussy ass motherfuckers who like to start shit and can't handle it when you finish it.

Ha so I'm not the only that has to do this. Judge told me go to the Sheriff's Office and have it adjudicated or some shit, whatever the hell that means. So I went down there and they can't even find it. The judge looks up your record under a different code that she has, so she's the only one who sees it.

Damn, what kind of roughneck thugs have I gotten involved with around here?

I may have to go beg DanK to take me back.

 

[KhyberPass]

How the hell do you keep finding these assholes?

Mannnnn they find me

 

[Shemp]

 

[KhyberPass]

I have to go in front of a judge every 5 years and explain to him why I should have my GWL because of pussy ass motherfuckers who like to start shit and can't handle it when you finish it.

I know your story bro and that’s the shit that I kept in mind when dealing with these past dudes. That and some good advice from several of y’all on here. I took it to heart I really did so y’all weren’t wasting your breath

 

[Shemp]

I know your story bro and that’s the shit that I kept in mind when dealing with these past dudes. That and some good advice from several of y’all on here. I took it to heart I really did so y’all weren’t wasting your breath

Not my moisturizing advice

 

[Fast306stang]

Damn, what kind of roughneck thugs have I gotten involved with around here?

I may have to go beg DanK to take me back.

Man, a night in Houston County was cake compared to a night in Effingham County. Thank God I wasn't just south and had to stay in Chatham County. That one would have scarred me for life I'm sure.

 

[Fast306stang]

I know your story bro and that’s the shit that I kept in mind when dealing with these past dudes. That and some good advice from several of y’all on here. I took it to heart I really did so y’all weren’t wasting your breath

Some of you guys know enough about me to know my story is thanks to my dad.

 

[Fast306stang]

Damn, what kind of roughneck thugs have I gotten involved with around here?

I may have to go beg DanK to take me back.

I think Gaige can help you with that!

 

[BangBang]

Man, a night in Houston County was cake compared to a night in Effingham County. Thank God I wasn't just south and had to stay in Chatham County. That one would have scarred me for life I'm sure.

Just avoid Madison County in the fall/winter. They keep it so cold in there you could hang meat in the MFer.

That’s what a friend told me anyway.

 

[Peanut Butter]

If I have a son and we get into it. I’m gonna tell him we can put on boxing gloves and box it out once he get of age and start smelling hisself.

 

[Fast306stang]

Damn, what kind of roughneck thugs have I gotten involved with around here?

I may have to go beg DanK to take me back.

What I REALLY love about seeing the female judge is the last one was relatively nice even though I could tell she was judging me (no pun intended lmao) but the new one I can tell is a man-hater.