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    Votes: 6 25.0%

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KhyberPass

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Oh another one I loved
Bubba: “can I rent that 500 S&W?”
PB: “how many rounds do you want?”
Bubba: “give me a box”
PB: “sure”
Bubba: *walks out* “hey man give the rest of these rounds to the next person who rents it my hand hurts” ****only fired 3 rounds
Pb: “sure man”
You should have a grip of .500 stored up
We rent our 500 and Deagle for 25.00 and you get 5 shots and we need the brass back cause we shady
 

Jake

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Oh another one I loved
Bubba: “can I rent that 500 S&W?”
PB: “how many rounds do you want?”
Bubba: “give me a box”
PB: “sure”
Bubba: *walks out* “hey man give the rest of these rounds to the next person who rents it my hand hurts” ****only fired 3 rounds
Pb: “sure man”

I used to have a 4" S&W 500 and that thing was so heavy it barely recoiled. Loud as hell though. The most painful gun I ever shot/owned was a S&W 329 Night Guard. 2.5" scandium framed .44Mag. only me and one or two other people ever got through a full cylinder out of that thing. Everyone who shot my 500 would shoot a full cylinder.
 

KhyberPass

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I used to have a 4" S&W 500 and that thing was so heavy it barely recoiled. Loud as hell though. The most painful gun I ever shot/owned was a S&W 329 Night Guard. 2.5" scandium framed .44Mag. only me and one or two other people ever got through a full cylinder out of that thing. Everyone who shot my 500 would shoot a full cylinder.
.500 had a hair pin trigger. I didn’t enjoy shooting it at all still don’t. But I’ll run a desert eagle ragged
 

Peanut Butter

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Another one this actually happened
Methhead: can I rent the Glock 9
Pb: sure the 19 or 17?
Methhead: I said the 9
Pb: I heard you but which one?
methhead: the 19 I guess
Pb: sure

Methhead walks into range

Pb waiting her on camera scared for everyone’s safety

methhead walked out

Methhead: the Gun keeps jamming

Pb *walks into range*

Pb: the bullets are loaded backwards and unfortunately I gotta ask you to leave.

methhead: what I do?

pb: *proceeds to take gun and escort her tf out
 

Balthaz

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Jake

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I used to have a 4" S&W 500 and that thing was so heavy it barely recoiled. Loud as hell though. The most painful gun I ever shot/owned was a S&W 329 Night Guard. 2.5" scandium framed .44Mag. only me and one or two other people ever got through a full cylinder out of that thing. Everyone who shot my 500 would shoot a full cylinder.

It would shoot a fireball about 4ft wide too...

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And yes, that was my target. Yes, it sucked. I was flinching like a motherfucker. That was my first range outing with that thing. I was bound and determined to shoot the whole box of .44Mag(fullllllllllll power loads) that I brought. I made it to 30 rounds and had to stop because my hand was bleeding. It had cracked the skin open on the web of my hand.
 

Peanut Butter

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Another one

*mike walks into the shop, smelling like straight dank, and keeps scratching his sores in his face*

Mike: can you run my background check?
Pb: you gotta buy a gun to get a background check
Mike: ok give me that hi point

*PB proceeds to let him fill out the information*

Pb: did you read 11e on this form?
Mike: yes.

*PB proceeds go run background check but let him know if he lies on this form he can go to prison*

mike: nevermind


This is how I scared people shitless that I knew was high on some drug
 

T_Max

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It would shoot a fireball about 4ft wide too...

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And yes, that was my target. Yes, it sucked. I was flinching like a motherfucker. That was my first range outing with that thing. I was bound and determined to shoot the whole box of .44Mag(fullllllllllll power loads) that I brought. I made it to 30 rounds and had to stop because my hand was bleeding. It had cracked the skin open on the web of my hand.
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