Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Jstegman1

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Grunk

Why leave anything here?
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I was at the girlfriend's friend's baby shower and was talking to this stereotypical hipster couple (who were also expecting) and they told me they were torn between naming their child "Hattie or Birdie". I asked them if there were any other choices.

GF got mad at me for that one.
And then they wonder why their kids get hassled by others at school.
 

Old Skool

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Oct 14, 2019
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I was at the girlfriend's friend's baby shower and was talking to this stereotypical hipster couple (who were also expecting) and they told me they were torn between naming their child "Hattie or Birdie". I asked them if there were any other choices.

GF got mad at me for that one.
And then they wonder why their kids get hassled by others at school.

May as well just beat the kid up at home at that point, save him the trouble at school
 

Grunk

Why leave anything here?
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Our names are Penelope or Elijah
See there. Easy nicknames. Penny or Eli. And even then, other kids will come up with something to pick on them with. But you name a kid "Birdie" & there's nowhere good for that to go. I'm not saying bullying is OK, but kids are always gonna get picked on by other kids. Don't paint a target like Birdie on their back.
 

Rabbit2047

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Jan 3, 2020
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Statham, GA
See there. Easy nicknames. Penny or Eli. And even then, other kids will come up with something to pick on them with. But you name a kid "Birdie" & there's nowhere good for that to go. I'm not saying bullying is OK, but kids are always gonna get picked on by other kids. Don't paint a target like Birdie on their back.

Dirty Birdie eats birdie turds
 

Okuma

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