Public toilets?

[mark23]

3

 

[mark23]

2

 

[mark23]

58k

 

[mark23]

Dang it I got it

 

[cbh13]

Sent to me

Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "look, I don't have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be an absolute circus. You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well he's the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020 he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world war 3. Australia catches on fire and a woman tries to save it by selling pictures of her boobs. Kobe Bryant passes away in a helicopter crash. Half the world is devastated, the other half just makes messed up memes. A little time passes and just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some dude in China eats a raw bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills maw maw's and paw paws. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it's the end of the world another 40% thinks it's all fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers and Tom Hanks kids. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin ultra soft essentially replaces the dollar as the United States official currency. Eventually as hysteria grows, world governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses and the only person that can keep the people from completely flipping out and starting a huge riot is a gun toting, mullet sporting, homosexual, Oklahoma man with a meth addiction and 180 pet tigers...
oh and Carol totally killed her husband

Man I just finished episode three and I can't fucking stop

 

[Rabbit2047]

In my mind now Shemp weighs at least 325

Treefiddy

 

[KhyberPass]

What I learned from that show is ONLY joe exotic can get a surefire 100 round magazine to function. I was waiting so intently for a jam and he just keeps on sending them into the lake. Son of a bitch!!

 

[KhyberPass]

Y’all never met @Shemp ? He’s glorious

 

[Knight]

Listened to @Matt Ellerbee And cooked tonight. I made two sirloins with roasted garlic potatoes and carrots and a homemade glaze

 

[Slacker1972]

Hometown pizza and fine China.

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

 

[Knight]

If I really sell all those 300 blackout stuff I’m going to get so much clout

 

[Slacker1972]

Man I just finished episode three and I can't fucking stop

Joe is magnificent!

 

[mark23]

What I learned from that show is ONLY joe exotic can get a surefire 100 round magazine to function. I was waiting so intently for a jam and he just keeps on sending them into the lake. Son of a bitch!!

Shooting at his employees was awesome

 

[Slacker1972]

Carole Baskin's killed her husband!

 

[Convoy]

Listened to @Matt Ellerbee And cooked tonight. I made two sirloins with roasted garlic potatoes and carrots and a homemade glaze

Do you deliver?

 

[KhyberPass]

Put snakes in her mailbox!!

 

[Rabbit2047]

Cold spaghetti for dinner cause I am too lazy to heat it up.

 

[Knight]

Do you deliver?

I deliver multiple things.
rifles, corona virus, a healthy serving of dick, 5.56 at high speed, and coors.

steak is not one of them.

 

[Miles]

Kraut is good
apples are good
Kraut and apples is mediocre at best

Red cabbage sauercraut with apples from Aldi. It is to die for. In a good way. With beer and all beef sausage.

 

[Convoy]

I deliver multiple things.
rifles, corona virus, a healthy serving of dick, 5.56 at high speed, and coors.
steak is not one of them.

I'll wait until grilled salmon is added to your delivery menu...cause the other options are a definite No-Go.