Faktory 47

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Fast306stang

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Put the trashcan next to the bed before going to sleep...

True story: back in high school, I got totally wasted at a party at a friend's house. I remember making it to the bathroom and puking my guts out and laying on that tile floor and thinking how good that cold tile felt...

The next morning I woke up in a bed full of puke and an empty trash can next to the bed. My friend's dad said they drug me to bed and held the trash can to my face and asked could I hit it if I needed to. Apparently I answered, "Yes" and immediately puked all in the bed.