Wake up Fuckers.
It's Saturday. Cut your grass using overpriced antiques, cook breakfast in your Boog-gear, take your ruststang for a cruise, take pictures of your guns using the corner of your deck, drink vodka and wrestle your cousin Ivan, play with your blue fish balls, Mack on some cougars at target, fondle your SCAR/fal, send an AR detent pin into orbit, sell the tx22 you bought a few days ago so you can buy something else to sell a few days later, get your truck stuck in the way to the improv range. Whatever you do today. Make the best of it.