Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

3x

Sasquatch
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Oct 14, 2019
13,970
71,126
113
The Diddle Shack
Zip code
30316
I will light myself on fire before I let some 1911 wielding boomer wearing mandalorian armor collect a bounty on me!
He's gonna draw his hand-fitted $3K 1911 from his Uncle Mike's nylon pocket holster and take you down. You can feel the brim of his NRA hat pushing into your neck and smell small batch IPA on his breath as he whispers "Two World Wars" into your ear as you pass out.
 

Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 1, 2015
18,091
98,514
113
Zip code
31028
He's gonna draw his hand-fitted $3K 1911 from his Uncle Mike's nylon pocket holster and take you down. You can feel the brim of his NRA hat pushing into your neck and smell small batch IPA on his breath as he whispers "Two World Wars" into your ear as you pass out.

No Cuban cigar smell on his pocketed button up shirt and Old Spice on his collar?