I hate that he had to pass on it. Should have just gone ahead and waited knowing you would never come back. Of course, I probably would have been hawking lugies, picking my nose, scratching my nuts complaining about the crabs Karl gave you and letting loose with any farts stored up you were gonna let loose in the parking lot. Just been as loud and disgusting and revolting to the employees and other customers as allowed without getting arrested. Enjoy it! It is not like any of those people know you or you will ever see you again.
Of course, this would never work at a Wal-Mart because that is the type of customer they are used to.
Worked at a tractor supply one time when getting the run around on a purchase for a sage for a friend of mine. The manager worked diligently to get is out and gone.