How do you pee??

[Mac11FA]

Me too, until you get old and run out of fucks to give. There's always some old man with his pants down in the most crowded bathroom. Usually at a trough like in a stadium or race track.

So, what I are trying to tell me? Not that my pants are around my ankles right now standing at a trough. 48 is not old!

 

[Mac11FA]

to be able to truly speak what is on my mind........ohhh man, i see so many pissed off people in my future (if i live that long lol)

As long as they are not people you pissed on!

 

[Thenut]

As long as they are not people you pissed on!

im not making any promises now

 

[Semi-Pro]

I just put my foot on the toilet and roll up my pants a little. And try not to pee in my shoe.

 

[EugenFJR]

wet work...

 

[Cudruln]

Man I have missed the Internet today.

On a serious note, had a buddy of mine that would piss like a little tike. Always had his damn pants around his knees taking a piss. So yeah just use your zipper, makes things a lot easier.

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

How old are you?

 

[Leshaire]

I am glad I am not the only one who has the bass awkward problem of open pant peeing. I cannot remember when it started. I have been wearing boxer briefs for years. It is not that I am a germaphobe but something about digging around for your Johnson to take a Piss is not quite as nice as opening up your britches and pulling down your underwear and letting it fly! I simply hold my pants and belt with my hands (which helps hide my appendix carry and also allows hands free urination. When finished simply use left hand to slide underwear back.into place and redo britches. Of course there are those guys that just love to touch their junk more that do it the other way

Hands free?!?! I have to hold on or else the pressure is like one of those water hoses in a carton flying all crazy and spraying everywhere!


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[Leshaire]

How old are you?

Who me?


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[Kobayashi]

A thread instructing a grown man how to pee - still hanging tight in the Tactical Gear forum.

 

[Leshaire]

A thread instructing a grown man how to pee - still hanging tight in the Tactical Gear forum.

you could hold it for me?

 

[Kobayashi]

you could hold it for me?

I was going to hit the like button for your humor, but there was a danger you might take it the wrong way.

 

[Mac11FA]

A thread instructing a grown man how to pee - still hanging tight in the Tactical Gear forum.

It will make it as a popular content thread into the December newsletter!

 

[Mac11FA]

Hands free?!?! I have to hold on or else the pressure is like one of those water hoses in a carton flying all crazy and spraying everywhere!


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Hey, don't you know that us Mac guys are the spray and pray type!

 

[Leshaire]

It will make it as a popular content thread into the December newsletter!

This thread is full of quality material.

Recap:
-I can't pull my dong through only an open zipper.
-Undoing my belt sucks Bc my gun sags down and wants to fall off.
-Not holding on made a big mess. Waterhose effect for sure.
-Unbuttoning and unzipping seems to be the hot tip.




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[Mac11FA]

This thread is full of quality material.

Recap:
-I can't pull my dong through only an open zipper.
-Undoing my belt sucks Bc my gun sags down and wants to fall off.
-Not holding on made a big mess. Waterhose effect for sure.
-Unbuttoning and unzipping seems to be the hot tip.




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You forgot about the question of age if you don't zipper fish your schlong!

 

[Leshaire]

You forgot about the question of age if you don't zipper fish your schlong!

Not sure if I'm drunk and don't understand or if you're drunk and typed jibberish


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[Mac11FA]

Your reading jabberish and I am drunk! At least I can post and pee at the same time! LOL!

 

[Leshaire]

Your reading jabberish and I am drunk! At least I can post and pee at the same time! LOL!

yeah yeah. Your pressure is low. You might wanna get that checked lol


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