Getting shot in the head with 50AE

[DoglegArms]

I'm on allexperts.com and answer questions regarding buying/selling firearms. Got this question today:

 

[Rwjeter]

Ummmm..... That's....... Weird....... Is he planning something..... Why would you ask that? I mean that specifically.

 

[Hoss]

It's ok, his name is Johnny so it seems legit to me.

 

[AtlMedic]

Tell him people who wear wooden shoes are not allowed to speak about the desert eagle.

 

[Rwjeter]

Tell him people who wear wooden shoes are not allowed to speak about the desert eagle.

Now get back on your reindeer and go do whatever the hell it is y'all do over there.

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Is there really a question here?!

 

[Ak4747]

Definitely a weird question

 

[KGmade]

I mean, if you hit him in the chin from the side, the dude would probably survive, but anything else, especially with hollowpoints should cause enough brain damage and bleeding for them to expire

 

[NWS]

I would ask him if the DE is nickel, chrome, blue, or gold.

 

[cbh13]

yah maybe if they hit you in the ear you'd survive lol. but elbow. . . deff not

 

[dial1911]

He's researching in the wrong places. Either Halo or Gears of War or some other video game the kids are playing surely has the answer- and a realistic testing environment for him to carry out experiments.

Jeeze. Guess American kids aren't the only ones who are lazy.

 

[Rwjeter]

I would ask him if the DE is nickel, chrome, blue, or gold.

Why would you want a blue desert eagle? I can see red. Red is the color of my enemies blood. I am the king of Call of Duty! Hold on, my mom is calling for me......

 

[EugenFJR]

Tell him this is what happens when you use a 50 cal. round as a hammer...

 

[Great Cornholio]

it be a good question tho

 

[Hoss]

Where's he get gloves for that?

 

[Rwjeter]

Tell him this is what happens when you use a 50 cal. round as a hammer...
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What an idiot..... 20mm is much better. More weight to use as a hammer!

 

[1776]

Tell him this is what happens when you use a 50 cal. round as a hammer...
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Ugh, I thought it was bad when I saw a dude let the bolt slam home on his thumb......

 

[EugenFJR]

Where's he get gloves for that?

He is going to have to learn to jerk off with the left hand now.

 

[cmshoot]

That one guy that Deadpool shot in the head with his Desert Eagle. .50AE survived.......but of course, the bullet had already gone through 2 other guys's heads first........