Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

Faktory 47

Fast306stang

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Kalash Klub
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Current situation: My fucking POS neighbor gonna get his ass jammed up. He painted the fence on his side. Well it's MY fence since the horizontals are on my side. I went to his house yesterday and he has a ring doorbell. So I know he seen me. No answer.

My fence guy wanted to know if it was OK to replace 4 pickets on that length of fence since they were broke. I told him go ahead and I would handle it if the neighbor had a problem with it but honestly I'm doing him a favor by paying to replace the broken pickets.

So today he comes out and starts talking shit to my fence guy. That's the WRONG ONE to start shit with. Told him not to replace anything on HIS FENCE since he has to repaint the pickets. My fence guy said he would paint it for him and then he says he doesn't have any paint and it was more work for him. Who the FUCK paints a fence and doesn't keep any extra paint? And it looks like shit anyway bc it looks like it was painted 3 years ago

Pickets are replaced now so there's no point in me confronting him. But this is the mother fucker that comes out to the EDGE of his driveway which is literally 4' from my yard and watches me cut grass and doesn't wave when I wave at him.

I'm gonna strap that SAIGA shotty across the mower next time I cut the yard

I FUCKING HATE NEIGHBORS. I swear I'm gonna Killdoze the whole fucking block one day
 
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Knight

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Current situation: My fucking POS neighbor gonna get his ass jammed up. He painted the fence on his side. Well it's MY fence since the horizontals are on my side. I went to his house yesterday and he has a ring doorbell. So I know he seen me. No answer.

My fence guy wanted to know if it was OK to replace 4 pickets on that length of fence since they were broke. I told him go ahead and I would handle it if the neighbor had a problem with it but honestly I'm doing him a favor by paying to replace the broken pickets.

So today he comes out and starts talking shit to my fence guy. That's the WRONG ONE to start shit with. Told him not to replace anything on HIS FENCE since he has to repaint the pickets. My fence guy said he would paint it for him and then he says he doesn't have any paint and it was more work for him. Who the FUCK paints a fence and doesn't keep any extra paint? And it looks like shit anyway bc it looks like it was painted 3 years ago

Pickets are replaced now so there's no point in me confronting him. But this is the mother fucker that comes out to the EDGE of his driveway which is literally 4' from my yard and watches me cut grass and doesn't wave when I wave at him.

I'm gonna strap that SIAGA shotty across the mower next time I cut the yard

I FUCKING HATE NEIGHBORS. I swear I'm gonna Killdoze the whole fucking block one day
TLDR: live in the woods with no neighbors