Sure as my heart’s behind the pocket of my shirt
I’ll just keep rollin till I’m in the dirt
I’ll just keep rollin till I’m in the dirt
Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3
- Thread starter KhyberPass
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Someone has to be fast enough to steal the last marble rye! I’ll be damned if it ain’t gonna be me!
Imma have em at the M&G!
“This is the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which I will not put!”
-Sir Winston Churchill
This was sent to an underling during WW2 who had dared to return a letter, noting that a sentence ended in a preposition…
-Sir Winston Churchill
This was sent to an underling during WW2 who had dared to return a letter, noting that a sentence ended in a preposition…
My AK is named Rosemary..................
She ain't got no bayo
Her mags are kinda funny
Her sling is kinda wild and free
Oh, but war grows where my AK goes
And nobody knows like me
She shoots kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
And her service life's a mystery
Oh, but war grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me
There's something about her forearm holding mine
It's a feeling that's fine
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical spell
And it's working so well
That I can't get away
I'm a lucky fella
And I've just got to tell her
That I love her endlessly................
She ain't got no bayo
Her mags are kinda funny
Her sling is kinda wild and free
Oh, but war grows where my AK goes
And nobody knows like me
She shoots kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
And her service life's a mystery
Oh, but war grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me
There's something about her forearm holding mine
It's a feeling that's fine
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical spell
And it's working so well
That I can't get away
I'm a lucky fella
And I've just got to tell her
That I love her endlessly................
Walk through their house with shit on your boots.
Walk with boots on throughout the house while shitting
One of my pet peeves.
It’s like saying, “where do you live at?”
The”at” is not needed, adds nothing, and up with which I shall not put!
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That’s the best place to hide shit.
I can’t let the ops or the cops get the best of me
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"Where you from?"
"I'm from where they don't end sentences with a preposition"
"Oh. Where you from, bitch?"
- from Designing Women many decades ago. I thought my dad was gonna choke he was laughing so hard.
I’m about to go catch 4 miles right now 92 degrees out let’s fucking go. Ride the sun to the son
BC "Where to you live?" is so much better?
Caught that before I could edit.
Proofreading is not my strong suit.