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Tedkennedy said:
It could be fun to just make up random shit. Tue story:

Many, many years ago, when I worked at the glass plant, there was a donut shop down the street. There was a very, very good looking, well endowed girl that worked there, typically in a tube top and Daisy Dukes. Ridiculously good looking.

The guys coming in on days would stop there. When the day guys came in, the graveyard shift guys would ask "what's she wearing?" or "who's at the counter?" - trying to determine if it was worthwhile to stop on the way home.

Many conversations centered around this chick - one day I was talking to a dude that was gushing about her and I said "you know, she used to be a well=paid model, don't you?" (keep in mind I didn't know jack shit about this girl)

I went on at length, telling my listeners how she had had a lucrative career in modeling, but due to a terrible birth defect, she'd gone as far as she could go. Her birth defect? She had only three toes on one foot. I described how hideous it was, and explained that's why she never wore sandals. (I had no idea if she ever wore sandals or not, no one was looking at her feet)

I expected to be busted on this long line of bullshit, but quite the opposite happened. The story got passed around, and she is to this day referred to as the "three-toed chick".

On of the funniest comments ever made about that donut shop was from my buddy that would go through the drive=through when she was working. "I don't care what I get" he said - "I just make sure what I order is on the bottom shelf" lol.
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Years ago I was talking to my wife's aunt. She asked me what was a traditional Christmas dish in USSR.
No thinking thru that religion was outlawed in USSR, ie Christmas was not celebrated.
I looked her straight in the eyes, and said that it depended on how well off were that year. Some years we could afford only a skinny chihuaha to split between all of us. Some years we would get a nice fattened German Shepard, and then we could have new winter hats too.
She believed me.
 
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Miles said:
Years ago I was talking to my wife's aunt. She asked me what was a traditional Christmas dish in USSR.
No thinking thru that religion was outlawed in USSR, ie Christmas was not celebrated.
I looked her straight in the eyes, and said that it depended on how well off were that year. Some years we could afford only a skinny chihuaha to split between all of us. Some years we would get a nice fattened German Shepard, and then we could have new winter hats too.
She believed me.
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Sometimes it's just too easy....

Some nurses at the ER asked my wife (Pawnee Indian) if she needed more light to see something on a patient. She replied, "no, I'm Indian - I can see in the dark just fine". Dumbasses believed her.
 
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Tedkennedy said:
Sometimes it's just too easy....

Some nurses at the ER asked my wife (Pawnee Indian) if she needed more light to see something on a patient. She replied, "no, I'm Indian - I can see in the dark just fine". Dumbasses believed her.
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Man, I used to do this shit on a daily basis at work. I've told people so many incorrect facts about anything you can think of. Crazy off the wall stories...it's amazing the shit people will believe, or at least not call you out on. These days I'll still make up a bunch of stuff, and have fun for a bit, but I usually come clean and say "nah man I'm fuckin around none of that shit is true" lol. Also, with the large amount of ignorance in the world, I can simply upset people with actual true facts lololol.
 
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The cat told me this turd popped back up again . Please flush vigorously.


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Just trade the man a damn commute vehicle!
I'll buy it from ya.
$350
 
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2Glocks said:
Rewatched Platoon last night. What a great movie.

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fun fact, I love platoon because I was in the 25th Infantry Division for 4 years of my career and deployed to Afghanistan as 25th ID. Premier unit and the best unit I served in. Mad light infantry Skills.
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