Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

Faktory 47

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
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I turn off all nannies everytime I go out and drive unless it's raining. Can't turn off ABS though, that is one feature I DO like having.
Yeah, my newest vehicle (2001 4Runner) has traction cuntrol, I haven’t seen any situation where it’s been helpful. Damn thing beeps at me anytime I try having a little fun, and will only turn off for a few seconds.
 

Fast306stang

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Yeah, my newest vehicle (2001 4Runner) has traction cuntrol, I haven’t seen any situation where it’s been helpful. Damn thing beeps at me anytime I try having a little fun, and will only turn off for a few seconds.
Can you turn it off? You can possibly pull a fuse if not.
 

AirOpsMgr

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Who knew Harbor Freight hand trucks have split rims? Makes replacing dry-rotted inner tubes a snap. And the inner tubes are only $4.99. Yay for cheap china stuff.
I learned this the hard way when I kept adding slime to an old handtuck tire and finally went on a mission to replace them with solid wheels.
 

Hayata

Blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-blam-PING!
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I put those split rims on all of our chalkers. Makes it a breeze to fix a tube later on. Otherwise the 4.10 tire is a bear to get off a one piece wheel.


Believe me, I started to have at it with a screwdriver to get the tire off and quickly reached out to youtube.
 

Fast306stang

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At least the clocks in all my vehicles will be right again
My stupid microwave takes me 2 minutes to set the clock, I have to put AM/PM and then wait for the prompt to put the date. The date is never displayed and it doesn't change the time automatically, so why the hell do I need the date? It's a digital clock in 12 hour format, why do I need AM/PM? I can't forsee an event when I don't know if it's 3am or 3 in the afternoon...grrrrr