Make sure you get that stuff off again before you use it for anything else…3.5 hours until I put my dick in some sand
Make sure you get that stuff off again before you use it for anything else…3.5 hours until I put my dick in some sand
Stop it Lester! I'm trying to behave.
And I have like 4 guns in project phase right now.
Wrong caliber, I'm making monsters over here
I got home at 0200.Working. Having to clean up after “holier than thou” football people.
I really missed a good time, didn’t I?Now we know where all the condoms went from the M&D...
No, that’s what a shotgun is for.But it will not make these assholes put their trash in the fucking can!
I know what that’s fromHe's a suitor
Yeah, for a little while there my GF was wearing a mask everywhere and I absolutely would not. Then she stopped being so vigilant about it.Fr
What's even more off-putting is couples where the dude is wearing a mask and the girl isnt...like betacuck1000
They still do that?Mmm cup of hot BLK goes great with college game day
This one discovered the art of making "paint" out of sidewalk chalk.
"I'm a Zombiieeeee" she said, just before trying to eat my brains
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Poor zombie kid never stood a chance around these partsSo I guess that lil' zombie's gonna starve to death, huh?
Sir, everything is fineDamn the haters