Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[KhyberPass]

I'm pretty sure his story is a better American dream than signing up to get paid like $3/hr to jackoff in a portashitter 6500 miles from home...

You see my sweet ass drawings in there of SGM May getting butt fucked by pikachu?

 

[Knight]

Can I have one? I'll wear it on my cock

See above image

 

[dial1911]

But they used a pencil in space when we spent 1.5 billion for a pen

Fun fact about pencils.... graphite flakes off when you write. Graphite flakes short out electrical connections. Pencils suck in zero gravity.

 

[Knight]

Fun fact about pencils.... graphite flakes off when you write. Graphite flakes short out electrical connections. Pencils suck in zero gravity.

Hell I wouldn’t know I’m not an astronaut

 

[Shemp]

Negative

I'm not going to you Karen fuck but you damn well it'd be perfect...homeless Amish luuhhkin ass

 

[1776]

You see my sweet ass drawings in there of SGM May getting butt fucked by pikachu?

The art in those shitters should be preserved in the Smithsonian as vital Americana

 

[Shemp]

@Shemp it looks like he wants to choke your chicken

He better get in line

 

[KhyberPass]

I'm not going to you Karen fuck but you damn well it'd be perfect...homeless Amish luuhhkin ass

I made that only fans for money not to hand shit out

 

[Shemp]

Fun fact about pencils.... graphite flakes off when you write. Graphite flakes short out electrical connections. Pencils suck in zero gravity.

Bingo!

 

[Knight]

I made that only fans for money not to hand shit out

$5

 

[1776]

Fun fact about pencils.... graphite flakes off when you write. Graphite flakes short out electrical connections. Pencils suck in zero gravity.

Fun fact about communism...some nerd told them this....so they executed him and used pencils anyway.

 

[KhyberPass]

$5 View attachment 134395

That’s not how it works retard. I’m jerking off to it rn for free

 

[Knight]

If I survive Spartan in October imma remember you all and invite you to my estate when I’m rich

 

[Shemp]

$5 View attachment 134395

Got old spice money I see

 

[Knight]

That’s not how it works retard. I’m jerking off to it rn for free

I’m on that play now pay on payday loan so you’re good till next Friday

 

[KhyberPass]

If I survive Spartan in October imma remember you all and invite you to my estate when I’m rich

 

[Shemp]

If I survive Spartan in October imma remember you all and invite you to my estate when I’m rich

Is there a cash prize?

 

[Knight]

Got old spice money I see

Cant hide money

 

[1776]

If I survive Spartan in October imma remember you all and invite you to my estate when I’m rich

When I finally graduate, you're invited.
I won't be there, but I'll leave you a ticket so you can prowl for some sweet ivy league sugar mama snatch.

 

[Shemp]

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Whhhite cake