Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[Grunk]

I don't get any financial gain out of it.

You probably wouldn't want a podiatrist doing your colonoscopy either.

Well, there were times as a youth my dad threatened to "put his boot up my ass" if I didn't behave.

 

[DeanMoriarty]

@T_Max @DeanMoriarty

A true pyramid scheme

 

[Knight]

Buy my things

 

[3x]

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

I'd have to bill you for that

 

[3x]

A true pyramid scheme

The tower of power

 

[1776]

A true pyramid scheme

Little known fact: lawyers are actually bottom dwelling sea creatures. This, if you give one a pair of cement shoes and drop him off a boat in the ocean, you're actually just returning him to his natural habitat and making the world a better place.

 

[3x]

Well, there were times as a youth my dad threatened to "put his boot up my ass" if I didn't behave.

My mom just beat my ass
*Shrugs*

 

[3x]

Little known fact: lawyers are actually bottom dwelling sea creatures. This, if you give one a pair of cement shoes and drop him off a boat in the ocean, you're actually just returning him to his natural habitat and making the world a better place.

What's your problem with me?

 

[Fast306stang]

The tower of power

Or a circle jerk, take your pick

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Little known fact: lawyers are actually bottom dwelling sea creatures. This, if you give one a pair of cement shoes and drop him off a boat in the ocean, you're actually just returning him to his natural habitat and making the world a better place.

Ok I'm done

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Or a circle jerk, take your pick

 

[3x]

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Ok I'm done

I'll be waiting for your bill in the mail

 

[1776]

What's your problem with me?

Lawyers are evil?

 

[Tedkennedy]

Lawyers are evil?

Lawyers are like guns and parachutes - when you need one, you need one, and nothing else will do.

 

[Axeman]

GET IT BACK

I used to have a pair of Norinco 213B pistols.
They used Browning Hi-Power magazines.

 

[1776]

Lawyers are like guns and parachutes - when you need one, you need one, and nothing else will do.

I'd equate them more with chemotherapy drugs. Absolutely necessary when needed, but still fucking toxic.

 

[Axeman]

Mine will eat a steak straight out of the fridge. Prefers grilled rare, never over medium. (That's after she runs out of souls to eat).

Yeah, my current GF likes meat bloody rare.

Part of why I kinda like this chick…

 

[Okuma]

 

[3x]

Lawyers are evil?

I'd equate them more with chemotherapy drugs. Absolutely necessary when needed, but still fucking toxic.

I'm a lawyer.
Feel free to put me on ignore if you feel that strongly about it.

 

[Axeman]

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