My UPS lady used to always throw my packages on my porch. One day I was expecting a package that had a gift for my old lady in it and she was home so I was keeping an eye out for the UPS truck. When the UPS truck pulled up I walked out to the street and got it from her and I had to sign for it. She handed me the tablet thing to sign and after I signed it I threw it into her front seat. She looked at me like I was crazy. I just said,"Yeah, I think the same thing every time you throw my stuff on my porch." and walked off. She places them at the bottom of the stairs now.
