Desert Eagle beauty

[DoglegArms]

Glocks are like those helmets that special kids wear. Durable, stupid looking, and allow for the continued function of a mentally impaired moron.**

**If anyone has a kid that wears one, no offense...just a joke. I don't really mean it. I'm sure your kid is awesome and probably way smarter than I am.

You're a retard.

 

[Laufen]

You're a retard.

Hey, I've seen pictures of you, you could totally get a handicap pass.

 

[Kobayashi]

You haven't met @Bypass?

I have, and they'll buy that bullshit.

I'm still not completely convinced that he's real life.

 

[rOmiLaYu]

You don't hang out at Dobbs anymore? I've never seen you there at the new location.

I go by when I can. Work and family keep me pretty busy.

 

[rOmiLaYu]

He told me my knife wasn't sharp enough, be we laughed, grabbed ass, and generally had a good time.

We talked about how you never show up.

Yeah.....I'm not a big socializer. Past a handful of folks and I'm ready to leave.

 

[Willy Leadwell]

Why?

Because you gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

 

[Willy Leadwell]

Yeah.....I'm not a big socializer. Past a handful of folks and I'm ready to leave.

Being in a social situation for more than about an hour makes me more tired than a day of manual labor.

 

[DoglegArms]

Yeah.....I'm not a big socializer. Past a handful of folks and I'm ready to leave.

I thought you were a little chatty when you came over.

Being in a social situation for more than about an hour makes me more tired than a day of manual labor.

I'm sure being called a racist dad gets tiring.

 

[Bypass]

@Bypass is the other type of gamer. The one that killed in real life and plays video games to reminisce.

I'm a big teddy bear. I wouldn't hurt a fly. Except for the one that just buzzed me. That fly is going down. Where's my desert eagle?!

I love you guys.