Civilian PEQ15 that's not stupid expensive.

[boss_hawg]

but then you have to pay them and house them. What happens if I'm trying to rub one out when the break in happens. I don't want some SF guy seeing me at half chub.

I'd rather put on a helmet with NV and go shoot the bad guy myself with a half chub.

you've definitely thought this one all the way through. I never considered the masturbation angle, but it does make sense.

I need some nvgs quick to enhance my solo "special time."

 

[boss_hawg]

one thing, though:

with the security team, you never even have to break stroke. you can finish and then go check out their handiwork (pun intended).