Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3
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Did they beat the drum slowly,
did they play the fife lowly,
did they sound the death march, as they lowered you down?
Did the band play the last post and chorus, did the pipes play the flowers of the forest?
did they play the fife lowly,
did they sound the death march, as they lowered you down?
Did the band play the last post and chorus, did the pipes play the flowers of the forest?
bevans555
Woodsman
Yes, they beat the drum slowly,
they played the fife lowly,
And they played "The Dead March" as they lowered me down,
The band played "The Last Post" in chorus,
And the pipes played "The Flowers of the Forest”.
I need loan for work around the house, what ever happen to the loan sharks
I’ll loan ya $50 at 300%interest compounded hourly
bevans555
Woodsman
Solid deal.
Tock, Tick Tock
And how do you do young Willy Mcbride?
You gonna loan me that 25 bucks?
Old School
Trophy Cunt Hunter
That was painful as fuck!!!!
bevans555
Woodsman
My dear friend Eric, this is Willie McBride,
Today I speak to you across the divide
Of years and of distance, of life and of death,
Please let me speak freely with my silent breath.
I got about tree fiddy.
When my youngest was 4 years old, we had a storm blow out some baby birds. My wife tried to save one, and of course, it died. So. We go to bury this little guy, and in my infinite wisdom, I decide to play this. Well my daughter was fine until the bagpipes got into full swing, whereas she was fine prior, she just busted out bawling crying. It was the saddest thing ever lolololol
This is the oddest courtship I've ever witnessed. I'm slightly aroused and quite jealous. I'm reading it, not understanding anything and in my head I'm picturing this
Aaaaaaand this