I was thinking about what my kids will be left with once we've gotten rid of all the things that offend someone. The list is short. Very short. Maybe you can help me out and have some fun in the process.
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They contain gluten and dairy. Gonna have to fend off the vegans and the hipsters.girl scout cookies
Legos offend the hell outta me. I've stepped on way to many.Lego's?
Lincoln Logs?
Didn't you see the people that got pissed because they were geared toward boys, so Target added a line of girls building set and people got all butthurt about that too?Lego's?
Lincoln Logs?
You might be on to something there. I think it's safe to add biodegradable hula hoops to the list.hula hoops, as long as they are made from a biodegradable plastic and could not strangle a whale if discarded in the ocean?
And fewer liberals to cry tears over normal, mundane thingsYou can thank the internet. Before instant connectivity we had less exposure to things we didn't like, and fewer outlets to cry about what we don't like.