American Revival Apparel Company

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

KhyberPass

Vaginal wart inspector
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The big question is do I come into the gunshop tomorrow like Rooster Cogburn, hung the fuck over with a USP-9 tac no spare mags open carry to hold me down For my 10 hours of ridiculous questions....or do I wait until after work Saturday and get AS drunk as humanly possible and sleep all Sunday OR do both

that was a rhetorical run on sentence
 
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Fast306stang

Black Bear under anesthesia
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Jul 1, 2015
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Love it! Brings back some AWESOME GREAT memories! I remember Googling and trying to find one online and talking on the phone to JDS to tell him what I was doing (bc I was giddy like a school girl and I can't keep a secret lmao) while I was in Disneyland, it was hot as crap and I was standing next to a retaining wall. There was some small shrubbery planted at the top of the wall I was leaning against...I hang up the phone and turn around facing the wall, and there's a 1' snake in the bushes just hanging out across the branches, eye level, literally 10 inches from my face. I just stared at it and thought, that CAN'T be real, but it sure LOOKS real! I finally reached out to grab it and it took off. I should have been quicker but I thought it was fake!
 

Shemp

Boomerwaffen Fuddmander
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Mar 24, 2015
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The big question is do I come into the gunshop tomorrow like Rooster Cogburn, hung the fuck over with a USP-9 tac no spare mags open carry to hold me down For my 10 hours of ridiculous questions....or do I wait until after work Saturday and get AS drunk as humanly possible and sleep all Sunday OR do both

that what a rhetorical run on sentence
If I buy this C39, will I be subpoenaed by Senator McCarthy?
 

T_Max

Master of the Meat
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Lifetime Supporter
Apr 30, 2015
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Love it! Brings back some AWESOME GREAT memories! I remember Googling and trying to find one online and talking on the phone to JDS to tell him what I was doing (bc I was giddy like a school girl and I can't keep a secret lmao) while I was in Disneyland, it was hot as crap and I was standing next to a retaining wall. There was some small shrubbery planted at the top of the wall I was leaning against...I hang up the phone and turn around facing the wall, and there's a 1' snake in the bushes just hanging out across the branches, eye level, literally 10 inches from my face. I just stared at it and thought, that CAN'T be real, but it sure LOOKS real! I finally reached out to grab it and it took off. I should have been quicker but I thought it was fake!
when snakes get that close that will steal you soul