Public toilets?

[Knight]

Yes Bitch STFU and sell me that Panic Buy...




Just Kidding or am I?

No Stribog for you.

$1500 shipped

 

[mark23]

Well, here we're are, polar opposites again... some days are more like a competition between the two of us here.

Got a funny story about my college roommate and his wife. Well, kinda funny. Andy comes over and sits in her lap, leans over to kiss her cheek, and rips a huge fart at the same time. In her lap. She screams "ANDY!" And gives hin a shove... he landed about 4 feet on my coffee table. Table was crooked after that.

We like wood?

 

[mark23]

@mark23 isn't about having fun, haven't you realized yet?

How do you have sex with someone who just made you want to vomit? I don't get it.

 

[Rabbit2047]

Dats hawt.

 

[Jstegman1]

I could use another SKS...

 

[Knight]

I could use another SKS...

Do it Florida man

 

[mark23]

I'm drinking a Cock 'n Bull Ginger Beer. That's fun right?

 

[Knight]

I'm drinking a Cock 'n Bull Ginger Beer. That's fun right?

Sounds both alcoholic and gay.

 

[FarewellToKings]

Agreed, My Panic buys are all Important too..

Does my grand power Stribog count as an import? They don’t have a US factory like CZ does do they?

Uhmmmm
Did you actually read that?

 

[mark23]

How do you have sex with someone who just made you want to vomit? I don't get it.

And if you do that, how do you plan it? Ok, we're probably doing it so I'll hold it in? This is so confusing.

 

[mark23]

Sounds both alcoholic and gay.

No alcohol. 160 calories, but it's cane sugar instead of HFCS.

 

[Knight]

And if you do that, how do you plan it? Ok, we're probably doing it so I'll hold it in? This is so confusing.

So you don’t tongue punch her (or his, idk) fart box?

 

[mark23]

So you don’t tongue punch her (or his, idk) fart box?

Well I sure hope y'all don't. It's always dirty the way y'all act.

 

[Knight]

Uhmmmm
Did you actually read that?

No. I didn’t.

 

[Knight]

Well I sure hope y'all don't. It's always dirty the way y'all act.

No mark (NOT YOUR REAL NAME) I do not put my tongue on the poo poo hole.

 

[Jstegman1]

No alcohol. 160 calories, but it's cane sugar instead of HFCS.

My hard seltzer got less calories and it's alcohol. Still gay tho

 

[Balthaz]

Walked into the kitchen and asked the wife what's in the pot bitch (really did do this as it is a joke between us).

She made home made Beef stew.....



And @Hayata does bowl meet approval:

 

[FarewellToKings]

So, how many of y'all are cisgendered?

 

[Balthaz]

No Stribog for you.

$1500 shipped

OK but will be in Gold I bought in the 80's
and you have to bring it to me.


Not really but you can dream.

 

[Knight]

So, how many of y'all are cisgendered?

I dunno what that even is