Blue bio balls
Hurt me, but make me feel gay at the same time
My cousin and I were on our way to the shooting range when he decided to field strip his pistol, pulled the trigger and Bang.Oh trust me, we gave him hell about it.
We also picked on his girlfriend about the incident because she was there when it happened and when the police showed up at the hospital on a report of a gunshot wound, they tried to accuse her of doing it to him!
My wife hasn't let him in the house since.... she barely tolerate me.