Movie Review: Jupiter Rising

[Hoss]

This movie sucks.

 

[LXHunter]

Agree

 

[Laufen]

This movie sucks.

Yeah, pretty terribly done.

 

[Hoss]

Mila Kunis is the kiss of death for any movie.

 

[Shemp]

Mila Kunis is the kiss of death for any movie.

She can kiss me whenever she wants

 

[Shemp]

I red some rather interesting philosophical articles about the movie...though I haven't yet seen it.

 

[Laufen]

I red some rather interesting philosophical articles about the movie...though I haven't yet seen it.

Don't waste your money. Watch Ex Machina instead.

 

[Shemp]

Don't waste your money. Watch Ex Machina instead.

THAT bad? interesting

 

[Laufen]

THAT bad? interesting

Yeah, it seemed over acted and forced. The characters were very poorly developed, lacked chemistry, and the plot was as thin as the tenifer treatment on a Glock.

 

[Hoss]

What made it worse was the fact that it could have been a great set of movies. They tried to pack 3 movies into 1 crappy, rushed story with bad acting and no character development. I found myself not caring about any of them and eventually chose to go to bed and hang out with you guys... no wait, that sounded weird.

 

[Shemp]

What made it worse was the fact that it could have been a great set of movies. They tried to pack 3 movies into 1 crappy, rushed story with bad acting and no character development. I found myself not caring about any of them and eventually chose to go to bed and hang out with you guys... no wait, that sounded weird.

I think it sounded perfect...