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First thing ya do is buy 100 pounds of tannerite. Then you take that fridge out to the woods. Get a new one on the drive home. Actually if it's less than 10 years old I'd call an appliance repair place. They'll diag it for about a hundo and use that toward the repair if that's what you want.

It's called snow.

Probably not. I would be disappointed that I disappointed her. My tongue would definitely be sore for a few days.

I would disappoint her greatly.

Most things delicious give me a boner. Yes I'm a fatty.

Now I have a boner.

It was an naa mini. Don't judge me.

Now @AirOpsMgr has a boner.

Apparently sitting on your front porch naked with guns covering your junk is illegal in Georgia. Cop didn't ask me to stand up at least.

Of course he is. That's what we do here. Not gay if you say no homo.

What makes you think he won't share them with me?

Awesome. @Jeddak is a fucking stud.

I was expecting someone to get shot or that car to get wrecked. I was disappointed.

You owe me 5 minutes and 55 seconds. That was the worst video I've ever seen. Eva. Damn.

You never invite me to shoot. I'm offended. I bought the condoms and rubber gloves already.

Sashimi is better. That is too much rice.

You should wash your hands.

I hate mods. They are all the same.

I'm starting back no carb tomorrow. I'll be a boring bitch for a while.

I don't think I have been sober since Wednesday.