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Howard Law
  1. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    It was him being him cunt self. You've seen it before. Same again.
  2. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    I miss my dog. She loved everyone but she loved me the most. It was my responsibility to see it through. I fed her deer liver and put a bullet in her head. I couldn't let the vet do it. 1 of the worst 3 days of my life. I'm ready for 2020 to be over.
  3. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    I tried to be a dog guy. It went bad and I had to bury her in 2020. Did it myself. I'm a cat guy. I always have been. I'll rub up and be nice then ignore the fuck out of you for months. I understand them.
  4. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    I would let you.
  5. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    A good dude put an end to it tonight. We might not be the best motherfuckers that ever lived but we are close and this community means something to us.
  6. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Don't look at my pussy.
  7. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Y'all are weak. It's earlyish. I still have 2 beers left. Not for long though.
  8. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    I'll trade ya some 357 mag. Some asshole canceled my order on my new kiester piece.
  9. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    He's mad that I didn't buy his mom a nice steak dinner. I would have but she didn't have any teeth. I did buy her apple sauce. I'm not a heathen.
  10. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    I'm 25 deep into a 30 rack. Feeling good but I'm not fuzzy. My liver decided to man up finally.
  11. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Jew cop
  12. karlvv

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    I just watched a dude on his back on the ground knock the other guy out. It was sick. One of the best knockouts I've seen in a while.
  13. karlvv

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    Anyone watching ufc tonight? I'm going to get bitched at but I haven't bought a fight in more than a year. Figured today was a good day for it.
  14. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Why are you at the gay clubs?
  15. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    We all grew up poor. It's why we are what we are now. I still remember getting my velcro sneakers from a grocery store. This was a long time before walmart was a thing. My classmates taunted me.
  16. karlvv

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    That'll buff out.
  17. karlvv

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    @AirOpsMgr don't like lube. He likes to get spit on.
  18. karlvv

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    I'll give ya 451 for it. Win win.
  19. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Word is some dudes want to buy you a beer. Story of your life. You'll end up behind the waffle house naked again.
  20. karlvv

    Public toilets?

    Them ladies in the dfac with one tooth started looking good after 90 days. I get it.
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