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Howard Law
  1. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I'm living proof that don't make you a cowboy.
  2. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Lawyers don't have feelings.
  3. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I don't see no cow shit and your boots ain't pointy enough. Nice jorts though. I'd rock them bad boys.
  4. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Never heard of her.
  5. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Having sex with a fat girl while wearing a cowboy hat don't make no one a cowboy.
  6. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Your wife grills?
  7. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    The grill is always the number 1 priority. It sustains life by cooking some good ass meat. Use a little of that extra insurance money and get you a badass one.
  8. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Get a charcoal grill or a wood smoker. Propane is for the gays.
  9. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Already on my second.
  10. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    How the fuck are these coupons still out there? I did the math. Someone is counterfitting them and my arms are sore.
  11. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I'll spank your ass if you keep talking like that.
  12. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    You deserve that richy
  13. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Old Federal. Friday and Saturday. Next. Not this.
  14. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Vodka is my friend. I'm gonna be on Lanier next weekend. I need to teach these city folk.
  15. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I used that for some coke. Your apartment smells like failure, burnt rubber, and shit. Had to coat my nose.
  16. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I already did but you were too drunk. I bought you a plan b pill.
  17. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    We already knew you were gay. Flaunting it is not necessary. We get it.
  18. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Babies
  19. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    Pretty spicy now. They ended stop and frisk years ago. I don't agree with stop and frisk but it fucking worked. I say give them all ma deuces and sort it out when the smoke clears.
  20. karlvv

    Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

    I stayed in queens in 2009. I was on r&r. We got a room from some old Korean lady. Reasonable as fuck. Prolly 100 a night. My Yankees tickets not so much. Subway to the rest of the city was cheap and fast. I did try to drink queens until it ended. I was close. I count it as a win.